You're looking for the full text of the infamous "Boss Key" radio ad, also known as the "Radio Boss Key" or "Boss Key commercial."

Announcer (in a deep, dramatic voice): "When I'm at work, I need to concentrate."

Here it is:

Announcer: "With just one touch, it simulates work."

[Sound effect: Typing sounds, getting faster and more frantic]

[Sound of a computer keyboard typing]

[Sound effect: A computer shutting down or keyboard typing stopping abruptly]