Here's a tongue-in-cheek guide, inspired by the Nancy Drew series:

I see you've provided a intriguing phrase. Before I dive into creating a guide, I'd like to clarify that the phrase seems to be a jumbled collection of names and words. To provide a coherent guide, I'll assume you're referring to a romantic relationship between Miss Scarlet and Professor Wolfe from the Nancy Drew series, with a hint of rivalry or preference for someone named Sage.