A Diary Of An Oxygen Thief New Apr 2026

The first time I took it, I felt a rush. A literal rush of oxygen. It was like a high-five for my lungs. I felt invigorated, like I could take on the world. And I did. I started taking it regularly, sneaking into their house when they were out, and helping myself to a few deep breaths.

I'm not sure how I got here, but I'm guessing it's a combination of poor life choices and a general disregard for the well-being of others. My name is Jack, and I've been stealing oxygen from my neighbors for months now. It's a weird habit, I know, but it's become a necessity for me. a diary of an oxygen thief new

If you're an oxygen thief like me, I encourage you to seek help. It's not worth the risk. And if you're a victim of oxygen thievery, I apologize. I'm working on getting my own oxygen back. The first time I took it, I felt a rush

It's a weird kind of thrill, I guess. A rush of power and control. But it's not worth it. I know that. I felt invigorated, like I could take on the world

So, I'm making a change. I'm going to start attending Oxygen Anonymous meetings, and I'm going to try to kick the habit. It's going to be hard, but I'm ready to try.

I've started to notice the impact it's having on my relationships, too. My neighbors are suspicious of me, and for good reason. They're starting to notice that their oxygen levels are always low, and they're getting angry.

It started innocently enough. I was feeling a bit short of breath one day, and I noticed that my neighbor's oxygen tank was always full. I mean, always full. I began to wonder if they really needed it, or if they were just hoarding it like a prepper stockpiling canned goods.